Face-boating

Showing off on Facebook by making extravagant and false claims, with the sole intent of showing off to one's peers when having nothing remotely interesting to say about his/her otherwise mundane existence.

David is face-boating, his status is "having lunch with Nelson Mandela."

by rhf123 July 1, 2008

Spaceship Boat

(spayse-sheep-boat) n.
A spaceship boat is a type of water craft originaly created for the movie 2012 that came out in 2009.

This type of water craft is typically associated with redneck rage, as many of the southern persuation dislike advanced technology to a high degree. they express their dislike quite openly.

they are large Submarine type boats that can be seen as a spaceship like craft. Otherwise

a redneck might say
(ex. "THOSE PEOPLE AND THEIR GOD DAMN SPACESHIP BOAT!")

by WeStrikeAgain January 6, 2010

Turkey Bloat

Enlarged stomach following excessive eating during Thanksgiving dinner

Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?

Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!

by christine sixteen November 23, 2010

Salad Boat

A type of mustache that completely encircles the mouth opening. The result of growing both a normal mustache and the rarely seen eel wrangler.

Ahmed sported his Eel wrangler for a week before deciding to just make it a Salad Boat instead.

by Beedubbz June 15, 2011

e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong

Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned

by lil mogil October 12, 2013