shitting the bed

its when you spend someone else's money at your expence, or when you front dope and do it all or spend the money and not pay the person back you owe for it.

that guy keeps shitting the bed, he never paid me back anything he owed me and has no money for me.

by Stimpy peed March 8, 2010

bed bath

When someone is in bed and one or more people pee on the one sleeping

Chad passed out at the party so we gave him a bed bath

by Pantz March 26, 2017

bed wetter

the biggie pink lemonade at wendy's

I'd like some nuggets, a bowl of chili, a junior bacon plain, and a bed wetter por favor.

by lint538 May 15, 2005

autumn beds

Anything that the band Modest Mouse is definitely NOT sleeping in.

We won't be sleeping in our autumn beds.

by laubau May 17, 2011

Bed Written

When an assignment is done in the comfort of your own bed due to lack of willpower to stand or generally move. Typically horrendous quality work with drool stains adorning it.

The teacher deduced the assignment must have been bed written due to the saliva puddle that had dried on it and the delusional paranoid ramblings it contained.

by Kbrix October 23, 2014

Bed dive

When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.

John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?

Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.

by xSing4Lifexx October 25, 2010

Bake Bed

The act of laying ones back seats face down in your vehicle rolling your windows all the way up laying down on the back seats that's were put down and smoking from anything and smoking anything

Let down the bake bed, roll this L up, light it and smoke this.

by DJ Dread Head November 4, 2010