wounded beaver

A woman on her period

Her wounded beaver destroyed the bed sheets

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Beaver CPR

When a girl has to tell a guy to go down on her

Him: That blow job was great.

Her: Before you pass out you need to do some Beaver CPR.

by Joni J April 27, 2019

Beaver stance

When a cat slumps over the arm of a sofa with its legs spreading.

Look over there, Jack is in his beaver stance

by Chasadia November 21, 2018

beaver tier

Originates from the please stop talking podcast
An extremely mundane story of similar quality to saying you have a story about seeing a beaver but the big twist in the story is "and there was a beaver in my back yard"

"that story was fucking beaver tier at best"

by Niiiîiiiíïkolajj September 20, 2020

Chutney beaver

The result of a man shagging a girl up the bottom and finishing off in the vagina

She must have had an upset stomach cos I gave her a right chutney beaver.....

by Lifehouse crew July 13, 2012

Cleveland Beaver

Similar to the Cleveland steamer but where a woman on her period drags the contents of the period across the chest of their partnerr

Hard to get the red stains outa the sheets after she gave me the old Cleveland Beaver last night

by Better than jon in every way October 17, 2020

Beaver block

Not a cock block but a beaver block (for use for lesbians only!)

"Don't beaver block me!"

by The original beaver April 18, 2016