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BAR town

An term used to describe the town you were born and raised in.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.
I just got back to the bar town for my summer break!
I cant wait to see all of my bar town bros!
by bartownboy March 25, 2009
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Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
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Bar of the day

A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.
Come quickly, we have to hear Bar of the day
by TheRealTupac2 March 20, 2019
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BAR Association

An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
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Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
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bar fitzvah

When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014
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bar jacked

When a drunk corners you in a bar an you can't escape...
Sober friends just walk in

Drunk Bar Jacker approches your table: Hey guys, how are you? I'm friends with a rapper. He's 25 and his wife is 24 and I'm 54 and rappers are the poets of our generation and can say more in 14 paragraphs than most say their entire lives and....

Sober friends: We've been bar jacked!
by dddennis February 17, 2010
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