happy phace bandits

aka gay

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008

Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

by underdogg1 August 16, 2006

bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.

This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.

by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021

Bandit the demon of stuff

Lameo.
Big lameo.
A bandit the demon is a lameo
No bandit the demon of stuff.
They think they can kill henry stickmin.
Likes natsuki

Bandit the demon of stuff stuff stuff

by a kool dude October 11, 2020

the bottled water bandit

An unofficial supervillain that steals peoples water bottles and throws them in public spaces

news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing

me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this

by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021

lukas food bandit

some fatboy pbfie pedo

if u get called a lukas food bandit wagwan for u cuz

“yo u know that guy”
“yh”
“he’s rah a lukas food bandit”
“rahh say swr that’s peak”

by GIG_Chad May 21, 2023