Alyssa

A big nose and mouthed ass bitch who can’t keep her thoughts in her head. She tries to be cool and fails miserably. She is a slutty bitch who can’t get a man.

Alyssa is a bitch

by Quetzal:( April 22, 2019

Alyssa

The true demon, her cold heart will make you run for your mom. She can game and that gives her her dark skills, her treats will send chills down your spine.

man1: ALYSSA IS OUT TO GET ME

man2: can't help you I'm outta here

by Alyssa_the_DEMON April 23, 2019

alyssa

a fucking backstabbing butch that doesn’t know how to act. a bitch is fake and will be as fake as she can.

do you hear hissing

oh it’s just alyssa

by peeps730 June 12, 2019

Alyssa

That last person you wanna be stuck on earth with Cause she is annoying as HELL

Me: why am I here with you

Alyssa: because you love me

by Thatonebitchyoudontwannafuckwi February 19, 2020

alyssa

the most annoying girl who will call herself fat when SHES CLEARLY NOT. she is funny and has a pet rat. she is ceo of doing hair wraps and playing the ukulele. she had one meal a day and is starving at 3 am. she lives in the woods and has frogs in her pool. is attractived to boys that look like dolphins.

friend 1: hey did you see alyssa’s story?
friend 2: which one she won’t stop posting.

by yumycumjuic3 June 7, 2020

Alyssa

A dumbass hoe who will be a virgin for the rest of her life.

Alyssa is retarted

by anonymous October 3, 2020

alyssa

someone who is loud petty spreads rumors and is dramatic

omg its that bitch Alyssa!

by girlygirl17347356 October 10, 2017