Idiot stick

Some one who is just plain being dumb. You’re not mad at them and they may even be your friend, but they are being really dumb

-Dude did you hear what Craig did??
-Yeah, he’s an idiot stick

by Pet Petunia November 29, 2017

Idiot Lotto

The act of ringing a department where you know EVERYONE is an idiot, but the fun is not knowing which one you will get the phone is answered.

Simon : Crap, I have to ring the help desk.
Gavan : Is that a bad thing ?
Simon : Yeah, its a game of Idiot Lotto, they're all morons.

by fobzwonkle May 5, 2010

fog idiot

A fog idiot is someone that's such a friggin' idiot, they can't pick up on the simplest of concepts. Almost like everything they do is slowed down and painful, similar to driving in fog. You can't see shit, can't drive anywhere fast and its annoying to deal with. Friends don't let friends be fog idiots.

Bro, you're such a fog idiot! I don't even know why I bother trying to explain anything to you.

by I'mrickjames January 16, 2018

relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.

I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.

by A relative idiot May 20, 2021

american idiot

Republican party of the government

an american idiot is a republican party supporter

by Jedi Master May 13, 2005

Idiot

Someone who is ignorant. Doesn't know what is right in front of them.

That guy who couldn't make up his mind about Lina is an idiot.

Lina is awesome, anyone who thinks otherwise must be an idiot.

by Sgt J October 23, 2014

Idiot

when a person could buy a volvo but instead buys a rover. they are then known as an idiot.

"I had to call the AA out again yesterday. my rover is broken, i should have bought that Volvo. i am such an IDIOT"

by mattyhasarover May 3, 2009