flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024

Rusty Two Stroke

When you do someone up the Hershey Highway, finish after two pumps and there's shit on your dick when you pull out, and then they fart and it sounds like a dirtbike, projecting sharticles all over your crotch.

Dude I gave her the ol' Rusty Two Stroke the other night and had to shower after to get the sharticles out of my massive bush!

by Paddy V December 30, 2024

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by Humphrey McDumphrey Gobbolonib September 30, 2020

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by storke September 16, 2020

Electronic Stroke

When a device quits working or starts glitching out for no apparent reason.

"Do you want to play some Dark Souls?"
"I can't man, my PS4 is having an Electronic Stroke."

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.

Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.

by Franclitus May 11, 2022

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023