by Anna set me on fire June 21, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. an unusual, unearthly being who is attracted to the certain animal of the donkey species. They like to visit their slumber alot, this is a person with a fat ass and no big bum bitches.
" i love it when you shrek so hard (very hard) on me. " " my shrek is very glazed and juicy, can you feel the sensations? " "my shrek gets full and fat when you vibrate on it" "can you shrek on me? (UwU) "
by hugobugorizzyler November 2, 2023
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.
Shrek, god of all.
by Actor202 December 21, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Is that your boyfriend shrek Yeah and don’t call him that
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
Does he live in the swamp. Yeah why
He’s ugly as fuck but it makes sense now
by @m.com November 29, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. 'I love shrek'
by Shrekkkkkkk November 24, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
by MysteryScheme November 5, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019
Get the Shrekmug.