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Heavies

Term coined by Andrew Schulz describing Fat tities.
Yeonmi Park got the heavies bro!
by procraster27 March 30, 2023
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Heavy as fuck

A large two wheel death machine commonly referred to as a sled, that moves along earth based substances.
Capable of ejecting its pilot at slow to ‘oh fuck’ speeds.

Carrying more household shit than is usually needed.
A large fuel carrying ability with a small sedan sized motor thumping away between the legs of its pilot.
When dropped or a sticky situation does arise, the pilot is usually heard bleating out ‘fucking thing is heavy as fuck’!
‘The fuck dude that thang looks as heavy as fuck
by anonymous March 14, 2021
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Top Heavy

A female so attractive from the waist up that her partner would finish before even continuing below the waist. Pretty face, great breasts and all the sexy attributes above the waist.
That blonde is so top heavy I’d finish before I got to third base.
by rancherogringo March 15, 2025
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Heavy

Down bad; not in a good place or depressed; unlucky
Man, I don’t know honestly. I’ve just been feelin’ mad heavy here lately.
by PorkloinPussStick15 March 19, 2021
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The Heavy of the World

by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
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Heavies

Alex Jones: “you guys wanna see my beautiful body?”
Akaash: “let’s see those fuckin heavies”
Everyone (chanting): “heavies! heavies! heavies!”
by stillvillager June 26, 2021
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Heavy Metal

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy
by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021
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