YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)
by NAUGHTY WATERMELLON March 13, 2017
When you obsessively play Suika Game with the intention of getting a double suika (two watermelons) in the game. This is in reference to Harima Tem's obsession with double melons.
by Ashterah November 25, 2024
by PigWithAJaccet November 25, 2024
A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.
Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.
Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.
Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."
by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016
The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.
by Edgecs September 05, 2017
The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.
I was eating Watermelonisa's ass last night, and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell. I was confused at first, but when I figured out what was going on, fuck was it good.
by Edgecs September 05, 2017
by ThatOneNigga.Aye March 06, 2019