Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

One of the best songs of all time!

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn

by V8sforlife July 31, 2023

Ten buck two

A mishearing (possibly due to accent) of the word Timbuktu, a city in Mali, Western Africa. Once a major trade city but now used colloquially to refer to a hard to get to and/or remote location.

See also: Boonies, Sticks, B(um/utt)F(*ck)?(<City>/<State>/<Country>/Nowhere), Middle of nowhere

"Why'd you have park all the way in Ten buck two(Timbuktu)?"

"Are you and the boys going fishing(drinking) in Ten buck two(Timbuktu) this weekend?

by C45P4 October 24, 2023

ten gallon person

A delusional narcissist that thinks they are better than everyone

I am a ten gallon person. I give and want love on a 10 gallon level. But most people are pint people. It's just not fair! Why do I have to be better than everyone?!

by Lloyd Braun's Gum September 19, 2020

Perfect Ten

A girl/boy that you feel is perfect to you and you want to spend the rest of your life with them

I’ve been talking to her for 2 years, I think she’s the Perfect Ten

by Unknown T1 August 24, 2020

Ten

A word used to express that someone has just done or said something corny or stupid. Often accompanied by one hand vertically hitting the other flat hand.

"If the floor had a name, it would be matt."
"TEN."

by jjoouulleess June 6, 2009

Ten Stick Niggers

Roman numerical alternative to X. Written out as shown IIIII IIIII.

Ten stick niggers (IIIII IIIII) marks the spot.

by Adam Mr.Blisters October 1, 2025

Ten Second Rule

A rule often employed for those who seem to be over-exuberant or too comfortable in their surroundings. 10 seconds before you start speaking, stop.

Shut up or I'll be forced to implement the ten second rule!

by old gregg 1 January 23, 2011