by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021

Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.
by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023

Someone who can be narcissistic and easily angered or offended, spends most of their time indoors due to being an introvert(not an issue) always needs to be on top it’s their way or no way, can sometimes not get jobs because of “busy schedule” in some cases this is true in others it is not, has a tendency to complain about one person even if the has been no contact between the 2 for several months, sometimes blames his relationship problems on said person even if the 2 people (the one being blamed and the gf/crush) have no form of communication, in other words samuels can be toxic and narcissistic, meanwhile others are more like able and positive!
Person 1: Samuel is being really annoying, he keeps complaining to my girlfriend about me, we haven’t even talk or hangout for months!
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel
Person 2: yup sounds like a Samuel
by God 2.5 August 8, 2021

by meow12:: March 14, 2023

A young, vibrant, cross eyed man with a lack of athletic prowess. He is known for his nonverbal comedy, and he is really good a making people laugh.
by Sam Stovin April 16, 2023

Noun (UK Slang)
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) Literally: A type of irresistible, cream-filled puff pastry that is commonly savored as a naughty indulgence in the United Kingdom, despite its detrimental effects on one's health.
(2) Metaphorically: Often used as a metaphor to represent anything or anyone that brings immense pleasure but is deemed as a guilty pleasure due to its perceived negative consequences.
Note: The term is derived from the name 'Samuel', though the reasons for this association remain unclear. It may be related to a popular baker or brand, a cultural reference, or a popular British cellist named Samuel, with affiliation to Wimbledon, London.
(1) After a long day at work, I couldn't resist the temptation and succumbed to a sinful Samuel from the local bakery.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
(2) I know I shouldn’t - but I find myself frequently daydreaming about a colleague I know to be in a relationship. He’s my office Samuel.
by YourLondon June 30, 2023
