Showering Orangutans

Term for a pair of cheap, dirty shoes. Also can be shortened to Shangutans.

Jake-Wow Jared them be some Showering Orangutans there!
Jimmy-(Laughs) There are no primates in this shower!
Jake- No I mean his shoes.
Jared- Hey, not everyone can afford bathing apes like you Jake.

by Paul Frederick Austin March 31, 2008

quick shower

washing oneself in a short period

This morning, I took a quick shower because I did not have enough time to make it on time to school

by hotlinebling December 24, 2015

Salty Shower

The act of a male masterbating on the face of another male or female.

I was sleeping one night to awake to my husband giving me a salty shower.

by neomodus October 24, 2008

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

team shower

Having solid conversations while showering. Separate showers in a row or just not using the same shower head.

Lathering up the balls, shaft, and mushroom while having solid conversations during the team shower.

by Alex Z calvezilla October 26, 2010

Scioli Shower

Scioli - She-oh-lee
The use of "Axe" or any other smell-good product in place of a shower.

Oh darn, I am running late. Maybe I will take a Scioli Shower and call it a day.

by Sammy the beast January 1, 2007

shower power

The act of masturbating in the shower.

I hear he does shower power every day.

by ShowerPowerer April 7, 2009