Rob

idk hes a guy who does stuff

-Im rob
-hi rob

by ieatplainbutter November 23, 2021

Rob

Full name Robert. You will meet no one more frustrating than a Rob. Whether you're having a Fifa or Fortnite sesh with the boys or planning on having a few bevs at the local pub, it's always the right decision to "Appear Offline" and keeping your party on private or, for logical pub reasons, leaving him the fuck at home.

Mate 1: I can't pick up a single chick tonight. Is it what I'm wearing?
Mate 2: Yeah nah man, it's cause that Rob cunt is here.

by WILL.I.AM.NOTT April 29, 2020

ROBBED

Nima winning head boy

Taksh was robbed of being Head Boy at Brentside High School

by originz July 5, 2023

ROB

rob: little kid toucher
rob loves kids a little too much

rob is a name commonly used to describe a sexual deviant who touches anyone and everyone in there precious parts
rob will fuck cats dogs kids women men newborns todlers and even dead corpses

i hate rob

by paultr17 December 29, 2023

Rob

to steal something necessary for survival but when no longer necessary for survival return it.

she could steal but she could not rob (beatles song line)

by 69stamas November 17, 2017

rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite

look at rob , such a character

by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021

affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019