The Lincolning

When you do it doggy style and jizz on the back of her/his head without their knowledge.
Specifically done when your girl/guy wants a quickie in a crowded place such as a mall or theater.

"Yeah man, I just gave her The Lincolning in the bathroom and people keep asking her why her hair is wet!"

"Brad gave me The Lincolning at my parents 25th anniversary dinner and then dumped me."

by BunnyLa69 March 28, 2023

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Lincoln

A bitch-ass nigga

Damn Lincoln is such a bitch-ass nigga

by EnoxV August 6, 2023

You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

Lincoln

A nonchalant with a small penis

Woman: How's it going Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nothing much I got a small penis how about you.

by trosa456 February 10, 2025

Lincoln

Lincoln is awesome. He is sweet. He is super duper hot. Girls should have a boyfriend called Lincoln. Girls need a boyfriend called Lincoln. Although he is bad at bedwars he is good at other games like skywars. He is good at sport too. He likes AFL and most Lincoln's cheer for the western bulldogs. He is friendly and has lots of friends. Despite the original Lincoln who is writing has autism, he is popular in his high school homeroom. Girls should hang out with Lincoln if you find one.

Girl: OMG hello future boyfriend rowrrrr
Girl 2: No he is mine get away
Girl: No he's mine
Lincoln: come on ladies how 'bout you both come to the movies with me
Both girls: okay

by Definition:Lincoln Coate March 13, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

The only openminded president

Abraham Lincoln loves going to the theater

by Cheese is pretty epic September 26, 2023