fever sweats

A condition characterized by an inability to function in the clinic due to debilitating fever and profuse sweating.

Frequently seen in ophthalmology residents who see patient's on-call after 12:00 a.m.

A common side effect of fever sweats is temporary hearing loss and the inability to hear your morning alarm.

Often, fever sweats will resolve spontaneously without any treatment. Once resolved, the person will feel back to baseline as if nothing happened.

The long-term sequelae of fever sweats is a weirdly sensation that lasts up to 3 years from the onset of fever sweats.

Signs and symptoms of fever sweats usually manifest during the resident's post-call day

The etiology of fever sweats is unknown, but is more common in highly intelligent ophthalmology residents with advanced degrees e.g. MD, PhD
"I have fever sweats and didn't wake up to my alarm, anyway, I am now feeling weirdly as if nothing happened, not sure what was that shit"

"Sorry guys, I got dem fever sweats again so I won't be able to come to clinic"

"If you don't see me in clinic tomorrow then know that I probably have fever sweats and need my post-call day"

"Post call today, I got fever sweats."

"Won't be at teaching, I got fever sweats."

"Sorry we have to reschedule your appointment because the doctor has fever sweats today from being on-call"
by Ronnie P. March 25, 2022
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Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.
"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."
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frijole fever

being attracted to people of latin descent (mexican, cuban, etc.)
"latinas are so bad"
"you got frijole fever"
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Fortnite Fever

Someone how has a fever from playing too much Fortnite like the cringey son of a BITCH they are!
"My little brother messed up, he got that Fortnite Fever!"
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Olive Fever

A case when a non-olive person is attracted to people of "olive" descent. People of Olive Descent include: Middle Easterns , North Africans, Arabs, Balkans and most Southern Europeans (Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, Etc.) Most who have olive fever are attracted to the thick, dark and curly hair of the olive people. Olive Fever is usually treated by having some sort of relationship with an olive person, it is cured if one is satisfied while or after the random type of relationship.
Boy #1: That guy has mad Olive Fever!

Boy #2: Why?
Boy #1: She has never dated anyone who was not Arab.
by thegoatwhoisgreat2000 October 23, 2017
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Hozz fever

A sickness you pick up when you have had sexual relationships with the Hozz or 2+ years.
Tim has sexual relations with the hozz all thoughtout his collegiate career that he now has hozz fever.
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hole fever

The fever you get from consuming hole.

Sickness you might get after performing a rimm job on some “hot guys”.
I’m sure I got hole fever after that Horse Meat Disco party.
by Arnie.zam August 31, 2023
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