you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones March 21, 2016

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 19, 2010

Doctor O

This old shrink dude I hated they referred to only as "Dr. O" simply because people wouldn't pronounce Okasinski like it's actually THAT complicated. It's like OKAY, It's a SIN to SKI. How hard is that? So I'm like you wanna be an "O" do you? Fine. Lots of things are O's. How would you like to be known as Dr. BIG BROWN HOLIO? DR. BLOWIN' SMOKE-RINGS OUT HIS OLEOLEO? DR. OREOLEO? DR. DONUT HOLIO? DR. ASSAHOLIO? DR. BUTTAHOLIO? DR. WHATEVER'S ROUND IS OLEO. I'VE GOT AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY HERE. I'LL HAVE TO ADD DR. GLORY HOLIO!

"Fuck Doctor O In All Of His Holios!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 11, 2023

Doctor O

Dr. Assaholski. Dr. Glory Holski.

"Fuck Doctor O In his big brown Olski!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 14, 2023

Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass

by joeydnewyork February 22, 2020

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025