your balls are fucked mate

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Prime Mates

Prime numbers that produce another prime number when they intimately come together—for example, when primes 2 and 3 have fun together, they produce the prime 23.

Among the first 23 primes, guesstimate what percents of them are potential prime mates.

by Numerati August 12, 2024

mate

Infusion made with yerba mate leaves.

You can find different kind of mate:
•BITTER: Traditional mate.
•SWEET: You add some sugar to the traditional mate and there you have Sweet mate
•COFFE: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Coffee and sugar.
•MILK: Instead of putting water in the cup with yerba, you put Milk and sugar.

It has an Argentinian Origin, although Uruguayans, Chileans and Paraguayans want to appropriate it.

Someone: “Hey let’s meet and drink mate together”

by rrkkll February 7, 2018

you wot mate

alr lads so i gotta explain this bloody thing when a bri’ish guy gets insulted and he’s full bloody bri’ish then he gonna say “YOU WOT MATE”

Person 1: oi mate you ugly mate
Boris Johnson: YOU WOT MATE ARE YOU BLOODY MAD

by smmr <3 January 13, 2023

Stall mate

Someone who has no clue where they are

That looks like a stall mate with its rainbow flag

by One Pecker Decker May 12, 2021

hoi mate

hoi is the short for oi and you know what mate is rignt?

hoi mate! Are you the sigma mewer I have been looking for?

by Sigggggggggggggggggggmamama March 10, 2025

No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed

John: oi josh no mates

by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021