flex tape

You know those wax pads? Well this is the alternative to that phony shit. if you wax your balls with this stuff, people will hear your scream from a couple miles away...but at least there is no more ball hair!

mom: *looks in cabinet for waxing pads, cant find any
mom: shit, well at least i got flex tape.
son:* sleeping peacefully in bedroom until being woken up by hearing his mom yell in pain from downstairs bathroom.

by bobo_the_hobo6 January 31, 2019

Flex Tape Duo

the act of wrapping your dick and another mans dick together using flex tape and preforming anal sex

John- why would anyone preform a flex tape duo?

John 2- cause that shit water proof

John 3- NOW THAT'S ALOT OF ANAL DAMAGE!

by I Eat Ass. August 15, 2018

Yeetosaurus Flex

YEET MONSTER

OH NO THERE IS A YEETOSAURUS FLEX, WE HAVE TO RUN!

by mor1tz March 5, 2018

Juice Flex

The ability to impress a woman with little or no effort; a special je ne sais quoi

Person A: Wow, look at his swag!

Person: No, it's that Juice Flex.

by Keepitgangst November 9, 2017

Flex

Noun- a person who acts out in order to get attention

My bro: I heard Greg tried to do a backflip because he was in front of hella females and landed on his face

Me: yea he’s a flex

by Shlong dong daddy April 11, 2020

Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.

Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.

by ThisCup September 19, 2022