jeremy adu-poku

bruh guy who wears leotard

jeremy is such a jeremy adu-poku

by friendlyneighbourhoodpedo November 6, 2022

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Jeremy

Also known as, “Da Don” or “G.O.A” ; a genuine loving and caring person with a passive aggressive demeanor. He will slap anybody out their socks and then make sure they’re okay. He isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but has a unique taste.

Jeremy was at a game, but people were calling him “Da Don” or “G.O.A”.

That man was bugging out yesterday, so Jeremy slapped him out his beanie.

by Axbx12 November 21, 2023

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jeremy is such a dude, he is jeremy.

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by greg likes eat May 26, 2024

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Jeremy-ing

The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.

“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”

by anonymous February 23, 2025

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