pork truncheon meat

the male genitalia sans the testicles; the penis.

Hillary was powerless to resist Bill's intense gaze, and she screamed in ecstasy as he slid his pork truncheon meat into her yodelling starfish.

by Patrick Baffersty December 23, 2007

pulled pork string

what you get from jerking off too much.

after his wife's long absence, Mark had suffered a severe case of pulled pork string.

by Moral Oral June 9, 2008

Sweet and Sour Pork

When the penis is, first, inserted into the vagina. Followed by the anus. Concluded with balls deep oral.

"Last night your mom asked me for some Sweet and Sour Pork so I fucked her in her vagina, then her ass and then in her mouth.
PS. She loved it"

by DoBeDe May 9, 2009

Pulled Pork Sandwich

When three cops sit in a row and the outside two jerk off the middle one.

Officer Dick Johnson and Officer T-Bone Shaft used excessive force on Officer Justa Confused Youngman in "The Case of the Pulled Pork Sandwich."

by Schorntologist February 27, 2011

moo shoo pork

When you pour soy sauce on a girl's vagina and eat it out

My Asian girlfriend loves the moo shoo pork

by sum random name September 30, 2007

pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices

Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"

by Planchet March 2, 2010

Pulled pork spick

A noun identifying a Hispanic person whom pulls pork for a living. Also, commonly used toward blue collar workers named Joshua.

“Joshua, I don’t want some pulled pork spick touching my computer!”

by Idfk 😐 January 13, 2018