While we were hanging out at a bar one night, my friends English Mum stuck my fiances unfinished beer down her pants and walked out of the bar so we could go to another.
by Snatchhappy March 13, 2009

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare
Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.
by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010

(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass
(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass
(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass
I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"
by veritas777 November 8, 2012

stylizing with great pinash. a phrase commonly used by southern californian motocross racers after accomplishing a large "whip" and/or other stylish act.
"Daaang, DVO just put some ENGLISH on it over that triple"
"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"
"Jooci-J just put some ENGLISH on it at Racetown"
by DVO388 February 20, 2009

by Master and Commander107 August 27, 2006

by COUGH.. NOT SHIRLEY August 19, 2004

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.
Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
Stacy: Did he like it?
Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!
by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011
