shit-tawlking

the action of replacing most nouns and verbs with the word shit in a conversation

While Keenan, Eric, and Phil were playing Borderlands they were shit-tawlking

Eric: SHOOT THE SHIT

Phil: Thats shitty shit shit

Keenan: SHOOT WHAT SHIT?!?

by borderlands September 14, 2010

boyhood shit

An activity that you have done since childhood.

Dude you still watch the 90's power rangers? That's some boyhood shit right there.

by ieatlightbulbs December 22, 2011

Shit Muncher

One who munches on shit, takes the bullshit instead of thinking for them selves. Lives and dies by imaginary rules, who live in fear of their higher ups.

Toms such a shit muncher he told that guy wait on like even though their is no line.

by Fukaroundfindout December 28, 2022

Shit Tornado

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). A Shit Tornado is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
A Shit Tornado can be witnessed in aggressive, moronic, dip shit men who usually have a lower than average I.Q. However, this unfortunate personality trait can also be seen in needy, dramatic females, usually called “Emotional Vomit”.
A Shit Tornado, leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all shit, and or vomited upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring a Shit Tornado, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“When Fred realized, once again, the he was a failure at life in general, he felt the irresistible urge to blame his wife for all of his misfortunes...resulting in a huge“Shit Tornado”.

by AReiter December 24, 2011

shit rags

the totally worthless reading material men keep by the crapper.

"Hey, don't be cleaning out the magazine rack in the bathroom...those are my shit rags".

by Pooh02 January 28, 2009

shit slerp

The act of shoving a staw up a fat womans ass and sucking shit until you pass out.

Did he really just shit slerp that fat bitch!!! WOW that brahs got balls.

by t-money44 January 05, 2011

Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!

Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!

by R()$3! March 23, 2011