When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
by krusty123 May 31, 2010

Survival kit contains items that allow the possiblity of survival in minimalist conditions such as in the wilderness or after a natural disaster.
by Top5Player July 24, 2021

A friend or acquaintance than is being a total loser and not wanting to do anything cool and would rather go to bed at a normal time instead of staying up late getting hammered and kissing fat chicks.
by Jake the tank March 14, 2018

by kaylaxkitten July 28, 2022

another word for ballsack
by eggman41 June 3, 2022
