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by warrenwoodwalkerisacunt February 20, 2019
Get the cuntmug. The collective noun describing a group of cyclists, especially the ones that have a shoulder to ride in but decide to ride on the line or roadside of the line. Also see Parking Inspectors
by NotAcunt July 30, 2025
Get the Bunch of Cuntsmug. by dseay13 October 16, 2018
Get the cuntmug. you are that bitch. serving cunt is the most you can possibly be eating something up. if you’re serving cunt you’re slaying the house boots down.
by jmoneyp June 30, 2024
Get the serving cuntmug. by big weewee haver August 22, 2019
Get the Pickle Dick Fuck Cuntmug. by Charlie benn April 7, 2020
Get the Fuckin cunt bitchmug. 1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
by sucondeez April 26, 2025
Get the Cunt Nuggitismug.