Baby Syndrome

When someone loves something as a baby but neglects or hates it when it's grows up. Most common with people who get puppies or kittens.

"Yeah Jess got rid of the puppy once he got bigger, I guess she has baby syndrome."

by UnseriousCat October 12, 2017

baby pooch

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat

He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.

by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

baby

A person who is mute by choice. Called baby because everyone is still waiting for their first words.

Person 1: "Hey why doesn't he talk?"
Person 2: "That's just baby."

by dumbdefs October 27, 2017

facebook baby

A baby of two people who met on Facebook.

"Alicia is our Facebook baby. He first poked me in January, and I moved in with him that same month, and she was born in October"

by Tochterlieber March 24, 2017

Baby Crowd

When a group of people gathers in a large crowd to look at a baby

When Trinny brought her son Henry to the concert, there was a massive baby crowd.

by Trinnamn March 29, 2017

Baby Bird

When you kiss a girl and then find out that she blew your buddy earlier in the night.

Dude! That girl that blew me in the back of the bar just made out with Todd, she gave him the Baby Bird!

by Chicago Red Army April 5, 2017

baby fumes

that smell when you change a diaper.

"UGH! caught a whiff of BABY FUMES!!!"

by bootyfuck3000 April 11, 2017