Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019

Dog

Dogs are a type of K-9. Sometimes furries turn into their full forms and people get really confused and adopt them! CHECK YOUR PET DOGS!!!

My dog was play with a dick- I mean stick

by Mason_orYou December 12, 2022

Dog

A dog is someone who will always be there for you no matter what when u have problems with you friends and families your dog will always be at your side no matter.

*mom and dad gets mad at me*
*friends thought i copied there answer in the quiz
* dog barks and wanna make you happy*

by ICAn be a human November 13, 2019

dog

Some mfing bitch, always barking, doesn't stay quiet.

My god-damn dog won't stfu

by McSmoreWhore February 8, 2021

Dog Knotts

Like the landlord from the later seasons of Three’s Company but between a dog’s haunches

“Did you ever see that old movie with the talking fish?”

“You mean The Incredible Mr. Limpet?”

“Yeah yeah the incontinent limp bizkit, whatever. Anyways doesn’t that red rocket remind you of the voice actor?”

“Talkin’ bout Dog Knotts? Jesus, I could go blind from how shiny that thing is.”

by noiamnotghos August 26, 2022

Cuntly Dog

Skanky jobless greedy lazy person who thinks the world owes them a favour. Super entitled expecting everything handed to them on a plate for free. Usually fat and ugly to boot.

Geoff waited for the supermarket to close so he could skip dive - such a cuntly dog!!!

by Medisia June 3, 2022

Middle dog talk

A dog language from a middle elevation of a region that canines trying to get rich and powerful try to learn.

Francis and his dog were discussing, in Middle Dog Talk, the new car amp technology and inventory they were going to team up on and sell their potential customers. Nothing silly about that, just two pals finding their rhythm.

by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021