pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021

Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.

Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.

by Green Testicles January 15, 2022

Cock and ball torture

The act of taking a hammer and crushing someones ball and penis

"HOLY SHIT GERALD DID COCK AND BALL TORTURE"

by niggaballz2 March 21, 2022

balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick

a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'

by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022

Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.

You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball

by He who eats ground, rolled-up animals... March 16, 2005

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009