Punk Bag

When you get a bag of weed and it is short

I just got a fucking Punk Bag I payed 100$ and only got 50$ worth.

by NightmareRex October 2, 2011

SEA BAG

A term used by pirates for Doushbag ! or sailor talk

OH, that Sea Bag is taking me Booty !

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019

blueche bag

A person who insists upon having a conversation via bluetooth headset in public. Extra applicable to people who make eye contact with you while having a bluetooth conversation making you think they are talking to you.

Oh that new IT guy is such a blueche bag, every time I go into the men's room he's there making a phone call.

by goblyn79 November 25, 2015

Texas Brown Bag

A Texas original on tea bagging, upon which one person applies their scrotum into the mouth of another (typically without their knowledge or consent), only this teabag is prefaced by dipping or applying feces to the scrotum.

My mouth tastes like shit... I must have gotten a Texas Brown Bag during my black out.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

drag the bag

When you bring the old lady with you to a party or get-together where they are likely not wanted nor invited.

When you drag the bag, the whole night is RUINED.
You never drag the bag when coming to the strip joint for guys' night out...WTF!!!

by DJ NoneYoBiznessDog May 30, 2018

Scum bag

Someone who tells another person to sell Dogecoin and not hold!

This scumbag told me to sell high and buy low, and when I sold at .33 it went to the Fuggin moon!

He’s such a scum bag

by Brian Fuggin crawford April 28, 2021