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Lithuanian ball cancer

This is a syndrome when a person develops ball cancer from a beagle hound. It consists of many downsides such as ejaculating green substances, Dame Tu Cosita man coming out of your booty hole and Ugnius Makarovas shitting his pants.
Bro I have developed massive Lithuanian ball cancer. Because of this, Dame Tu Cosita man raped my mother.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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balls in yo jaws

to shove your miniscule, good for nothing, weiner in some pussy, ass-licking, brain dead, monkey shit, fucking morons, adopttided, onion ogre that has no life no freinds and no more mula cuz they simp 500 mulas just to suck the smallest weiner in the world aka your dick
a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand 'hey MY DICK FELL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!'
the man said ' let me put my balls in yo jaws'
by juicy nuts man March 30, 2022
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Cock and ball torture

The act of taking a hammer and crushing someones ball and penis
by niggaballz2 March 21, 2022
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Slap the dimpled balls

more commonly known as golf. go up to a friend and ask them if they slap the dimpled balls for a good laugh. hope they don't grab yours.
person 1: "hey, do you slap the dimpled balls?"

person 2: "what the fuck? why would you say that to me?"

person 1: "i'm talking about golf, man."

person 2: "oh."
by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023
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Car Ball

The game to play when you hint to someone to go play in traffic.
Lesser know as "tractor-trailer ball" or
GMM: "Guess the Make and Model".

N.B.: The person invited to play Car Ball is the ball.
You: Go play in traffic
Him/Her: I need a friend to play carball
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fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling
person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009
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snooker balls in socks

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks
by hatband April 27, 2009
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