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Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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Likee

A russian Tik Tok ripoff mainly used by kids from 6-12 years old. Levels of toxicity, ragebait and cringe are dangerously high, so I dont recommend researching this platform.
- "Yo bro should I install Likee?"
- "No, its just too toxic to handle for us."
by brauar July 31, 2024
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me like tea milk

a mistranslation from vietnamese a girl made:
"tôi thích trá sưa. tôi = me, thích = like, trá = tea, sưa = milk "
*it was a direct translation made by a girl*
"omg ur discord status- "me like tea milk" pls-"
"I KNOW OMG HSJAAJAJAH"
by whooosaidtheowl December 25, 2021
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I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023
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maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.
"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"
by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024
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Virgin likeness

The innocent presence unveiled and presented to cover deciet and questionable behavior to exhibit acceptability
Damn cuz, that bitches virgin likeness got my shit all fucked up
by Biljper July 1, 2016
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