hacked off

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.

Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK

by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019

Jorking Off

Its like jerking off but in a baller way!

guy1: wanna get on roblox?

guy2: no im Jorking Off!

by JesterDeen January 14, 2024

gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

Bore off

An accidentally coined ( by me in 1994) phrase telling someone who repeatedly insisted he was right to go and bore someone else.

I've heard it all before Mick , you're still wrong , go bore off.

by Betty bopper June 28, 2022

Jig-off

In the Super Smash Bro’s. Community, “jig-off” is known as an 8-player match that consists of only playing the Jigglypuff character.

Hey, are you guys ready to play a Jig-off?

by fangys88 July 12, 2020

green off that

some shit max says when he don’t like something but ain’t tryna sound like a hater

viewer: yo listen to that new ken carson album!
max: *listens and the first song is absolute garbage*
max: nah i’m green off that let’s go next

by devilthoughtsig July 12, 2022

Smerk-off

The act of a person making a frowning facial expression time after time .And being called out for it.

Carl said ,"why the smerk ?". I said that's why they call me smerk-off !

by B real 101 June 10, 2021