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Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023
mugGet the Going Commandomug.

Q sum go izmislil

When Goshko is lucky.
And Goshko said "q sum go izmislil".
by N-manBG August 27, 2018
mugGet the Q sum go izmislilmug.

go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.
go sound yourself with a cactus.
by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025
mugGet the go sound yourselfmug.

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"
a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.
by Sexydimma May 18, 2012
mugGet the go back to your cavemug.

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life
sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.
by dight May 4, 2022
mugGet the get wifi anywhere you gomug.

Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
mugGet the Going Scrotalmug.

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

the more controversial version of "they go together like peanut butter and jelly". it means that 2 things go perfect together.
Davey: dude, chips and mayo, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles.
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
mugGet the they go together like peanut butter and picklesmug.

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