Ball in my pocket

n.) A miniature red ball with a slight spongy texture--originated from a ping pong paddle toy.

n.) A statement used to lure or signal intense infatuation amongst one another.

n.) A phrase to also say, "Hey. I would love to have sexual intercourse with you."

"The Buddha protects the ball in my pocket."

"Your eyes are so beautiful. It almost looks like the ball in my pocket."

"You left your ball in my pocket. Come and get it."

by Fiona Lardskosksphe May 8, 2009

hot ball abortion

When a blacksmith heats a ball of nickel until it is red hot and subsequently takes said "hot ball" and plunges it into the uterus of a women undergoing an abortion.

Wendy: Did you hear Tiffany got a hot ball abortion?
Abigail: Yes. She died because of it.

by ayn rands clit January 12, 2017

Cock and ball torture

The act of taking a hammer and crushing someones ball and penis

"HOLY SHIT GERALD DID COCK AND BALL TORTURE"

by niggaballz2 March 21, 2022

fuck sex balls

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by ImFrenchNig September 10, 2023

cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.

by whistleberry December 27, 2009

Balls in her sauce

When you fuck a girl balls deep while she is on her period.

Friend: how you gonna smash that when she on her period?
Me: Ill put my balls in her sauce i don't give a fuck

by Cpt_Crunch January 12, 2019

pissing on my balls

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.

“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

by robert’s deli December 30, 2021