blank dick

An open-ended promise to perform any sexual act with one's partner, i.e. a sexual blank check.

My hubby wrote me a blank dick for our anniversary... he gon' get it tonight!

by j_shady March 11, 2017

Basic dick

Equivalent of a "Basic Bitch" albeit with the male counterpart. Basic dicks abide with agglomeration amounts of protien and weight on the barbell. These inhabitants have a great infatuation with automobiles and their female counterpart. Basic dicks are very foreseeable.

"Woah look at that guy downing 600g's of protien in his loud ass car!"

"Oh ya that guys a basic dick"

by Aerik S May 5, 2016

Cream Dick

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

by Mikiea May 6, 2016

aesthetic dick

What you would imagine to be a very good penis. Very straight and a good size. Usually your man Michael will have an aesthetic penis which is very suckable.

Damn Michael, you have a very aesthetic dick.

by ticklemypickle6969 June 14, 2016

covid-dick

Any phallic based transmission of the novel coronavirus (COVID-19) including but not limited to: anal, oral, nasal, esophageal, and retinal.

This dude's got mad covid-dick, but $20 is $20.

by TrolleyT June 23, 2020

dick-whip

To hit someone across the face with the magic stick...also shapap

Bitch was acting up so i dick-whipped her

by J September 2, 2003

dick wolf

A flirtatious woman who constantly is on the hunt for male genitalia.

Dude, this chick at the party just kept rubbing up on me, she was a real dick wolf.

by bluesuninsomniac September 22, 2012