One Two

A one-two is a term used in football to indicate a pass towards another teammate.

Messi does a One Two, to not let the opposite team have the ball.

by gangsterbob September 24, 2025

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

No one else

Yeah.

Hym "No one else did anything worth any money. You are not using anyone else's work outside of the preview of the cite. My dissertation on AI is not being sold out Urban Dictionary mugs. It's being absconded with in a very public fashion and that is peripheral to the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Hey, I'll repeat myself (and you know how much I love doing it), if it ever gets to a point to where someone has to physically bring you to me, I do not have any conception of the word 'Mercy.' I don't have a clue. 'Mercy.' 'Forgiveness.' 'Sorry.' 'No! Please! Stop stabbing my daughter!!!' I have a limited vocabulary."

by Hym Iam November 7, 2025

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.

Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.

by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018

Sun Touched One

Black

Linni: "you must be a sun touched one."
Black Gandolf: "wha..."

by Lagcasist April 8, 2025

The one arm Louie

When you are in the doggy style position and you put your girl in a half nelson.

I was fucking my last night and put her in the one arm Louie.

by Glasssmith February 9, 2023