i worked so hard

When you work so so very hard in life, and people tend to not give a shit. Therefore giving you a small pay after you barely killed yourself for them..

Man: Alright it's time for your payment, here 50¢

Another Man: OH COME THIS ISN'T RIGHT I worked so hard

Man:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT HAIR IN MY MEALS

by Cheno101 June 5, 2022

I didn't Where's Waldo it

Not looking hard for something.

Kevin: Did you find the plunger
Laura: no, I didn't Where's Waldo it

by anonymous June 7, 2022

how do i sleep

how do I sleep?
Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: relax body
Step 3: Discard all thoughts
Step 4: Rest.

Did it work????

How do I sleep?

Hmmm here maybe this will work

by Zalingie June 15, 2022

I love you more

Katie loves Cooper more fs fs

I love you more Cooper

by Losers.0000 August 10, 2022

Hello! I Must Be Going!

This originated with Groucho Marx in his 1930 movie "Animal Crackers." Playing the character Captain Spalding, he is an African explorer who hates high society, so when introduced at an event, he immediately wants to leave and sings these words in his opening song.

Hello! I must be going!
I cannot stay
I came to say
I must be going
I'm glad I came
But just the same
I must be going, la-la!

by Oorfeo August 16, 2022

I want to go to the Moon

When someone wants to become extremely high or are mentally unstable.

"I want to go to the Moon," Kalel said.

by August Coroly August 18, 2022

I am a fighter and not a quitter

A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).

Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.

by Rhythm Heaven October 26, 2022