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Getting "Johnnie'd"

When you sneeze it's about as far away from homeostasis the body gets and actually recover on its own. For a micro second every muscle contracts and relaxes without any control maneuver we try. Be it just a quick one time "bless you" sneeze or the repetitive uncontrollable sneeze-o-rama the same somatic short circuit occurs. Knowing this, and knowing you are going to get deepthroated why would I not put some pepper around the umbilical region and if needed lower? The awesomeness of being deepthroated is because the throat is trying to force the cock back out. This spasm is what gives the one being deepthroated that, "OH SO HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY FEELING" Getting "JOHNNIE'D" causes the repetitious spasm causing sneeze lottery....... Unfortunate. Possibly. For the throat of that special watery-eyed individual looking up at you with that WTF expression. Fabulously unparalleled phalic fun time for the receiver. Enjoy and well, ENJOY!!
I PLANNED ON GETTING "JOHNNIE'D" TONIGHT SO I HAD DINNER BROUGHT TO THE ROOM.
by JaxSnow July 10, 2019
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get waves

Asking a video creator in the comments section to get the waves hairstyle, regardless of the video topic.
"Sorry about your mom dying, but get waves"
by sedatedsucc July 28, 2021
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Get gas

Words of encouragement.
Similar to the Chinese "add oil". As used by Heidi Bressler in Apprentice season 1 episode 1.

Used time around 23rd minute
A: I'll go into the examination hall and have my exam now.
B: Get gas!
by LocEngPlay November 27, 2009
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Getting Beefy

A situation where it looks as though two or more people are going to have 'beef' (an argument, not the food) then one may say it is 'getting beefy'
Ooh it looks like things are getting beefy, be ready to step in!
by SofaSoph August 1, 2021
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Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).
1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”
by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023
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Getting they freaky on

Wild, hours long, unprotected sex in a cheap motel while using a lot of crystal meth. Kinky but risky fun. Best to not brag about it to coworkers, or your parents.
Joe (to his boss): “I heard Bob and Janet was getting they freaky on last night.”
Boss: “Where are they? They’re both fired.”
by Dirtymind 3333 January 27, 2022
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