Getzger 

A famous Abyssinian cat with a weight problem. He likes to ride in cars and has friends worldwide. He has a strong online presence. He also has an udder, but that's another story....

Hey Getzger, you want to ride in the car?

Has anyone seen Getzger?

No, Getzger, you can't eat dinner again. It's not time yet.

Getzger by gingerblue February 4, 2010

getting stuff from storage 

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.

Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

getting stuff from storage by really annoyed February 4, 2010

getting hawiian 

when you and your friends are arguing over what pizza to get, you, in the middle of the arguement, scream, "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN!" "hawiian is the least prefered.

person 1 "i want sausage!"
person 2 "no! were getting pepperoni!"
you "FUCK ALL OF YOU, WERE GETTING HAWIIAN

getting hawiian by titties!!:D/b/ August 17, 2010

getting Melissa'd 

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.

guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!

getting Melissa'd by slmslmslm September 4, 2013

Getting Klemmy 

Getting under the influence and wanting to dance and/or rage one's face off

I had a few drinks and started getting Klemmy last night.

Getting Klemmy by DJKlem July 5, 2014

getting groceries 

Eating that ass

#1 Damn her breath smells like duh duh duh duh.
#2 maybe she likes eatin booty.
#1 you mean she like getting groceries?

getting groceries by Ivnik8r July 13, 2017

Getting goofy 

The act of getting drunk or high to the point you are goofy

Are we getting goofy tonight ,with the boys

Getting goofy by Peter couvaris November 8, 2017