Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021

Black Calculus

The creator of redacted mod and one of the best modders in the smash community

You hear if Redacted mod for smash ultimate? It’s made by Black Calculus

by TappOn June 4, 2021

sirius black

a hot person with an even hotter younger brother who is dead as shit.

sirius black is the uglier sibling but he's still hot

by reggieismyhotdaddy June 8, 2021

Tony Tony Black

The Ultimate Pirate King

Hey is that tony tony black over that he's gonna be the next pirate king

by ShadowSlashYT June 12, 2021

whitest of the black

A way of saying that your black friend acts like a white boy. (No offense to either races)

"You know Kyle" Yeah he's the whitest of the black."

by Black Broccoli May 16, 2021

Black Hole

Infinite mass, like ur mom LOLOLOLOLOLO or a somebody's asshole (yummy)

I FUCKED A BLACK HOLE

by CrobinFist EAT ASS YUMMY PENIS May 17, 2021

black-syth

An internet forumite far too concerned with posting pictures of himself in an attempt to look cool. Possesses money; likely does not earn it himself.

Wow, another picture of Black-Syth looking constipated.

by Anonymous November 9, 2003