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Excess Shit

When friends are bored and decide to single someone out by all of them making fun of their weak-ass. The person usually follows the group still, but walks behind them or sulks. Thus resulting in the person feeling unloved and unwanted for the rest of the day and maybe even the next day. The sad person then becomes the excess shit.

*note: The excess shit doesn't have to be somebody that nobody likes. Everyone just has to be so bored that one person just starts to get picked on and everyone follows. Anybody can be the excess shit at any time.*
Person 1: "Why was your brother so depressed looking today?"

Person 2: "Oh, he hung out with some upperclassmen last night and they made him excess shit."

Person 1: "Yeah, I kind of saw that coming."
by Plectronics March 31, 2010
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shit-raker

Someone who seems to have no other purpose but to aggravate those around them. Shit-rakers are one level up from asshats. Because these people have so much experience in being shitheads, raking shit would be a career that caters to their special skills. Dickheads, haters, or anyone who is excessively annoying can also be labeled a shit-raker.
contra5 gives redheadchick22 a compliment on a drawing they did of two men kissing each other, but disagrees with the meaning behind it.

rambos-lover bashes contra5 and calls him an overweight, bible-thumping, dogmatic yokel, because he agrees with the meaning. contra5 did nothing to invoke these aggressions, so rambos-lover would be considered a shit-raker.
by liquidscorpion October 24, 2009
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shit slerp

The act of shoving a staw up a fat womans ass and sucking shit until you pass out.
Did he really just shit slerp that fat bitch!!! WOW that brahs got balls.
by t-money44 January 13, 2011
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Shit Gargle

A shit gargle is when a series changes something halfway through out it's span and the change is constant. A series that stops everything it built up to in order to be different and more original. A shit gargle is not always a bad thing but it does feel bad at first.
Example

Heroes volume 4 was a shit gargle
by DalekHybrid January 19, 2011
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Cock Shitting

Having poop on your cock when you are having sex. You have your partner shit on your genitalia, and the magic begins!
Joe: Last night my girl had a friendly time with me. I feel she really opened up, like her butt hole.

Fred: you used cock shitting??

Joe: oh yeah man! She pooped on my cock!
by R()$3! April 7, 2011
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shit-tawlking

the action of replacing most nouns and verbs with the word shit in a conversation
While Keenan, Eric, and Phil were playing Borderlands they were shit-tawlking

Eric: SHOOT THE SHIT

Phil: Thats shitty shit shit

Keenan: SHOOT WHAT SHIT?!?
by borderlands September 14, 2010
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shit jockey

girl/guy is tone-deaf acting as a dj in cheap clubs or at home. They even buy brand new LP's, high priced DJ equipments as far as satisfying themselves
- Hey Alexandro! is that fucking vuvuzela screw up my brain fucking all time so drives me mad

?

- oh man chill out. That's only shit jockey trying to play some music
by isolatedmybike July 10, 2010
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