shit-raker 

Someone who seems to have no other purpose but to aggravate those around them. Shit-rakers are one level up from asshats. Because these people have so much experience in being shitheads, raking shit would be a career that caters to their special skills. Dickheads, haters, or anyone who is excessively annoying can also be labeled a shit-raker.

contra5 gives redheadchick22 a compliment on a drawing they did of two men kissing each other, but disagrees with the meaning behind it.

rambos-lover bashes contra5 and calls him an overweight, bible-thumping, dogmatic yokel, because he agrees with the meaning. contra5 did nothing to invoke these aggressions, so rambos-lover would be considered a shit-raker.

shit-raker by liquidscorpion October 24, 2009

Shit Rake

1. A derogetory word I use when I try to piss off my retarded sibling.

2. A rake designed specifically for raking up fecal matter.

3. Where you shit on your hand and scratch someone's back with the shit lodged in your fingernails.

1. "You stupid shit rake!"

2. "Wow Billy, that's a mighty fine shit rake ya got there!"

3. 'I shit on my hand and scratched someone's back with my shit lodged fingernails, glad to rake your aquaintance I exclaimed."

Shit Rake by Davidov_G August 30, 2006

Rake shit 

To filter someone's bullshit when retelling a story they tell you.

Let me rake shit basically your saying.........
Please rake the shit and give me the basics.

Rake shit by AusTetris August 9, 2021

rake that shit 

-slang phrase for 'raking it in'
(coming up with or producing an excessive amount of income/winnings)
-an imperative phrase, also slang; (usually the recipient is the one responsible for cleaning a pet's litterbox/cage)

"yo man, Donny went to Vegas and he was rakin that shit" (verb form)
"Mary, you besta rake that shit before the cats start using your laundry pile"

rake that shit by jady September 20, 2004

Matthew Shitaker 

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

Matthew Shitaker by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Shitcaker 

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

Shitcaker by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006

shitrake 

1. Derogatory term used to describe a person who hates the character Fonzy from Happy Days.
2. Just a general derogatory term coined in nineteen dickity two by Brent K.

Yo, this guy is a total shitrake.

Aw man, you don't like fonzy? You're a shitrake.

shitrake by Brent K December 28, 2005