ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.

David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.

ballscratcher by B-M-B April 26, 2003

ballsectomy 

surgerical amputation of the testicles.

That old man had nut cancer and had to undergo a ballsectomy

ballsectomy by sendguy1099 October 11, 2006

ball weep 

a weep from ones ball - an insignificant dribble of man glue from ones testicle (singular, as not worthy of a dribble from both balls)

you are nothing but a ball weep

ball weep by Chris Henderson January 7, 2004

ball squeeze jeans 

jeans that are way to tight on your balls. The new jeans canibis casey bought from old navy.

canibis casey - holy shit check out my pants

space turtle - yea dude they look tight on your nuts

canibis casey - yea these are my "ball squeeze jeans"

ball squeeze jeans by Josh Poory (p-dizzle to the wizzle) November 5, 2008

ball nectar 

The 'fishies' swimming around my ball sack waiting to be implanted into a vagina.

If you're going to suck my dick, you'd better be ready to swallow my ball nectar.

ball nectar by AllTagsRTaken March 29, 2008

ball banger 

to bang balls. two guys having sex with one girl.

He wanted to take me back to his home and bang balls with his buddy. He's a ball banger.

ball banger by rebunda December 16, 2008

Ball Sack to the Ear 

Another saying for a bad situation like "this is bull shit"

"I just failed my test. Ball Sack to my ear"
Or "This is just a Ball sack to the ear situation"

Ball Sack to the Ear by Crack Rock September 9, 2009