slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014

Speed Bag the Pickle

The act of male masterbation

After watching porn all I want to do is speed bag the pickle.

by Hawaiikinuiwaa May 6, 2025

lunch in a bag

n. something or someone that is behaving stupid and or gay

Elizabeth was being so annoying today. She’s some lunch in a bag.

by potfield September 28, 2018

Slut bag

A friend from your friend gang ditches you guys to go to a party so he can hang with his girlfriend even though he is most likely a virgin and will remain one for the rest of his life

Chris-"I'm so bored! What should we do tn?"
Jason-"we could go to mikes party but only if you wanna hang with that slut bag traitor Ryan"

by RowdyGang January 2, 2014

go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.

Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*

by BioSynical January 4, 2024

sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.

Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !

by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022

Bag of Dicks

A bag filled with dicks. A way to say disgusting.

I will hit you with a bag of dicks. I look like a bag of dicks.

by Badussyeater24/7 June 12, 2022