tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

ONE

You say "ONE" when you're leaving as a goodbye, or ending a conversation with someone. It is short for "100%" A.K.A. "REAL" as in "KEEP IT REAL" bro"....

Me: Hey, you goin to the basketball game later?

You: Yeah!
Me: Alright then, ONE.

by KeeZ 2 CarZ March 18, 2023

Hes One

asdwa

Bro hes one please kill him

by Killasnsa September 8, 2025

10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:

Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one

by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025

To Colonize One's Virgin Island

To take one's virginity.

"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."

by kk_a December 28, 2024

one wipe more

When you shit and the shit won't come out but when you wipe it decides to fuck you in reverse and come out making you wipe once and wipe more.

That one wipe more was taking so long

by Didddies February 8, 2017

One direction

One direction is a boy band and it is the best boy band in the world.
And there is also a bromance of Larry so Ya hehe

Harry: I was in a boyband called One Direction with my husband Louis Tomlinson

by Simp for tommo uwu September 22, 2021