Ty Fucking Love

A person who tends to be a variable. Someone who can have a calm conversation with extensive use of the word fuck. And go to yelling at someone who happens to walk past for no apparent reason. Likely will always be the life of the party. Tends to keep you in good spirits. And always on a 10

We was talking and he ty fucking loved a fat chick that walked by.

by El chapo grande December 19, 2016

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”i love you”

The words that waste 3 months of your life

1: ”can I waste 3 months of your life”
2:*puts on hearing aids* ”what was that I couldn't hear you”
1: ”i love you”
2: ”i love you too”
*three months later*
1: ”BYE”
*relationship over and both now depressed*

by Shreky000 March 2, 2019

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Malia Loves Marcos

Malia obviously loves Marcos the most (end of story). This is a common fact.

“Hey Malia I love you”
“ Marcos i love you the most”
“What no I do”
“Actually... it’s a common fact Malia loves Marcos the most.”
“Oh. Ok”

by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018

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Spicy Love Meatball

a feeling of love and acceptance between a two or more friends. It is so strong and so wonderful there is a constant understanding that they will be there for you forever. This is different from romantic feelings HOWEVER it’s also kinda close? YOU LOVE THESE FRIENDS!

#1: I love our group of pals! They’re so awesome!

#2: yeah man we’re a total spicy love meatball

by NoFreeHandles July 1, 2018

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love me do

A song written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney with George Harrison playing lead guitar Ringo Starr playing drums Paul’s McCartney playing bass and John Lennon playing the harmonica.

“Love love me do you know I love you I’ll always be true so please love me do”
“Love me do is such a great song”

by Owowhhsbdveg March 24, 2019

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