pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Tdawg and Merlin

The most influential and holiest people to ever walk the earth

Woah are those angels, no it's just Tdawg and Merlin

by heshyfanclub November 23, 2020

pop the merkin

Colloquial turn of phrase coined and popularized by comedic podcasting personality, Adam Carolla as an exclamation of demand for one to provide “proof of goods” in regards to a clean bill of sale for safe intercourse, synonymous with the phrase “pop the hood”. Historically, sex workers would shave their pubic region for health reasons and apply a faux pubic wig known as a merkin, to conceal visible symptoms of communicable diseases such as crabs or syphilis. As such, the term is slightly insulting as it insinuates the recipient is not trustworthy or above board to be free of sexually transmitted diseases.

“Pop the merkin baby, let me have a look under the hood! Im not saying you’re diseased, but I’m not saying you’re not diseased.”

by sammietwoton January 19, 2021

It's merch on

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 23, 2021

Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.

I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.

by sNufßøx February 23, 2021