Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.

My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”

by Jose f August 14, 2024

I like it in my butt

A male or female bending or bent down and lower part in the air

Oh carmin I like it in my butt

by Griffin Johnson December 15, 2022

That’s like garlic to my ears

When someone tells you something that is not good to hear

Person 1: I don’t like you

Person 2: That’s like garlic to my ears

by Theodidit March 30, 2024

It feels like I got hit in the back of the head

A phase founded by Lyndi Hoffman to express gratitude for a meal that felt like the scene in Ratatouille when Remy ate the cheese and strawberry together.

Oh my goodness!! Thanks Thad for the meal. It was so good it feels like I got hit in the back of the head!

by Hydroflaskh2o May 05, 2024

Like a Ben

To forsake all other stats and associated items, in favor of taking solely movement speed.

Dude. I'm stacking movement speed like a Ben.

by Reyler June 17, 2012

I feel like an Alexa

It’s when two or more people are having a conversation and you don’t understand anything they said.

- Yeah i think it was really great!
- Guys, what are you talking about? I feel like an Alexa right now.

by Biggienuts333 November 12, 2023

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality

Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

by FossilDiggerStudios August 08, 2021