Baby Bannister

Where one person fingers another in the anus, the anus clunches tightly and the fingerer has their finger guillotined off.

Oh no I've had a baby bannister, my finger is inside you. Can I have it back ?

by ColMustard06 August 21, 2023

Baby food

Food that is unseasoned, bland tasting and mushy. Also, tasteless, bland, boring, uninspiring, unseasoned. baby, toddler, infant, food, tasteless, bland, boring, spicy, hot, exciting

I can’t take any more of this baby food. Let’s face it, my wife can’t cook.

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2017

Babies

Annoying meatballs

Annoying meatballs babies

by pee fart haha October 3, 2021

Little Baby T-Rex

How a girl acts when she's on her period. Whiny, bitchy, mean, cranky and sure to bite your head off if you get in her way. Just like I imagine a little baby T-Rex would be.

Addie, you're acting like a little baby T-Rex.... Must be on your period.

by ChanningTatumisHOT September 3, 2013

Baby-Bird Brothers

When two guys receive a blowjob from the same girl. Similar to Eskimo Brothers, but called Baby-Bird Brothers due to the similar action a mother bird uses to feed her young.

Guy 1: "Hey I got a blowjob from Shaylyn."
Guy 2: "No fucking way, me too!"
Random bystander: "Dude, you guys are Baby-Bird Brothers!""

by Randy Rocket May 28, 2018

rancid baby cannon

Describing the vagina of a less than civilised individual: see also "three hole shuffle" also see "punched lasagne"

Common afliction to those of poor hygene, low moral standards and excessive breeding

Dude, we all know what she's had where, rancid baby cannon alert

by clitoralwindowwiper May 14, 2016

Beanie baby

The little balls of lint that get stuck in your vagina and turn hard, you know the ones.

My friend thought I ate a poppyseed bagel because of what was in my teeth. Told him it was just my girl’s beanie baby.

by Beanie baby lover February 13, 2021